Today, in Channel One, one of the guys got hit in the face by a girl's shoe. They were sitting in the back of the room, just talking, when she decided to cross her legs. She was wearing mules, and her shoe went flying off, and hit her friend in the side of the head. He yelled, "I got hit by a moccasin!"
For the next few minutes, between uncontrollable laughter, the students debated why Harry - at age 17 - was not as quick to duck as Dubya. We decided that Harry did not have distance on his side, so had less time to prepare for the hit.
And no - I never turn on Channel One in this class.