Conversation between teacher (me) and 2 students today in Earth Science class:
Teacher: Who can remember the names of the moons of Mars?
Student 1 (frantically waving hand): Fabio and Deimos!!
Teacher (trying not to pee pants): Not Fabio! He's the guy who got hit in the face by a goose on the roller coaster at Busch Gardens.
Student 2: Did he really get hit in the face by a goose?
Student 2 (shaking head dolefully): That's gotta suck...
Will they remember the real name of Mars' other moon? Not in a million years.