5-finger discount

Took the dog in for a nail trim yesterday afternoon. As the vet tech takes Dusty off for his pedicure, I ask, (not really in jest) "Do I get a discount?" The receptionist looks puzzled as she says, "No, why?" I point out the dog only has three legs, therefore less claws to clip. The vet tech taking Dusty out laughs, and says "I have a 3-legged cat."


Dusty looks offended, being compared to a cat and all. They charge me full price.







So - what do think of this? Dusty is saving up for the surgery...